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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Pakistan in 2015

1st frnd: yaar suna hai pehle zamanay main light bi aya karty the

2nd frnd: chalo chor na yaar yea bijli wijli kuch nai hoty tera wehem hai sab

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Wife: Acha batao car mian ghoomata hai,
ice cream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai
bolo bolo kon....?

Husband: main???

Wife: Nai hamara naya parosi ... :D

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Teacher: is line ki english batao...
" us nay kaam kiya or karta hi gaya"

santa: he done his work and done dona done done

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Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.

Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.

Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

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Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

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