Sunday, November 2, 2008

jokes page 1

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Pakistan in 2015

1st frnd: yaar suna hai pehle zamanay main light bi aya karty the

2nd frnd: chalo chor na yaar yea bijli wijli kuch nai hoty tera wehem hai sab


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Wife: Acha batao car mian ghoomata hai,
ice cream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai
bolo bolo kon....?

Husband: main???

Wife: Nai hamara naya parosi ... :D


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Teacher: is line ki english batao...
" us nay kaam kiya or karta hi gaya"

santa: he done his work and done dona done done


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Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.

Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.

Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.


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Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!


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jokes

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.


Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.


Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar ji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Sardar ji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of his friendslast words.


It is "U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"


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Teacher: If you call your mother MUM, then what would u call your mother's younger sister and elder sister??

Student: Minimum and Maximum!!!


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Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.

US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.

A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

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jokes & funnypams

-> A true saying:

Frist bench $tudents are intelligent

Untill last bench students don't participate in Competition......

Keep smiling frnds.......

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->"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U"

Bcoz U may not always trust the person u love.......

But U can always love de person whom u TRUST..."*"

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Boy: isnt the principal a Duffer!

Girl: do u knw who iam ?

boy: No''

Girl: iam de principal daughter''

Boy: do u knw who iam ?

Girl: No''

Boy:thank God...




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