jokes

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar ji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Sardar ji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of his friendslast words.

It is "U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"


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Teacher: If you call your mother MUM, then what would u call your mother's younger sister and elder sister??

Student: Minimum and Maximum!!!

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Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.

US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.

A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

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